Everyone loves a good pun. Everyone loves pizza. So when the two come together it is a joyous occasion. Sometimes we need a good laugh here at OOSHMAN, so we decided to put together a list of hilarious pizza puns to help get everyone through the week. Enjoy the best picks from our Menu!

Overhead view of pizzas, salad, garlic bread and sides arranged on a table

Everyone loves puns and everyone loves pizza. So naturally, pizza puns are one of the best things in the world. Here are 10 of our favourites.

Mona Pizza

Framed Mona Lisa-style artwork with pizza slices and an open pizza box on a beige wall

Pizzachu

Hand-drawn pizza and Pikachu-inspired character on lined paper with a cheesy pizza pun

Pie Hard

Street art mural of a pizza waiter holding stacked pizza boxes beside the words “Pie Hard”.

Cheesus Crust

Black sign with a colourful pepperoni pizza slice and the words “Cheesus Crust”

Weirdough

Illuminated shop sign reads, “What person doesn’t like pizza? A weirdough!”

A Weak Without Pizza

Pizza Hut roadside sign reading ‘7 days without pizza makes one weak’ beside McDonald’s golden arches

Knead The Dough

Pizza shop poster reading “Buy Our Pizza, We Knead the Dough” with a smiling cartoon chef

Wanna Pizza Me?

Cartoon pizza and Lebanese flatbread share a humorous dialogue about pizza and yeast.

Take Another

Retro illustration of a heart-shaped pizza slice with the words “Take It” above

A Pizza My Heart

Street-art mural of a pepperoni pizza slice with the words 'You've stolen my heart'

OUR Menu has also got some of the best pizza puns. Pick one of your choice.

Check out our list of the most expensive pizzas ever too!