There’s an art to cutting pizza. Getting every slice nice and symmetrical is tough, especially when you’re racing against the clock during a rush on a busy Friday night. At OOSHMAN , we use traditional commerical pizza cutters which are fast and efficient, but like most kitchen utensils you don’t have to look very hard to find some whacky alternatives for use at home. Here are 10 awesomely ridiculous pizza cutters we found floating around the internet.

Miniature black bicycle with pizza-cutter wheels standing on a pepperoni pizza

There are some whacky people out there who have designed some awesomely ridiculous pizza cutters. Here are some of our favourites.

Guitar Pizza Cutter

Rock ‘n’ roll and pizza together at last. This guitar pizza cutter is for the music lovers out there. It features a traditional stainless steel pizza wheel with the beechwood handle shaped like an electric guitar. You can even get them engraved with a personal message.

Wooden guitar-shaped pizza cutter beside a plate of vegetable pizza on a grey table

Dr Who Pizza Cutter

The sea of Dr. Who-related merch out there is pretty much endless, this Sonic Screwdriver pizza cutter can attest to that. It features 9-inch pizza cutter that is officially licensed and makes sound effects while you slice.

Pneumatic angle grinder with circular cutting disc on a white background

Star Trek Pizza Cutter

Another one for sci-fi nerds out there, this official Star Trek pizza cutter is shaped to resemble the USS Enterprise, is made from quality stainless steel and is laser-engraved.

Hand slicing a pepperoni pizza on a white plate with a pizza cutter

Protractor Pizza Cutter

This one sets out the end the classic ‘who gets the small piece of pizza’ debate for good. It’s a slice-measuring protractor that doubles as a cutter. Never slice a pizza unevenly again.

Hand holding a circular pizza portion guide over a pepperoni pizza

Bicycle Pizza Cutter

Cut pizza in style with this awesome fixie-shaped pizza cutter which features handlebars and a seat for gripping and two cutting wheels for twice the slicing power.

Hand using a bicycle-shaped pizza cutter to slice a pepperoni pizza on a wooden board

Moped Pizza Cutter

This Moped Pizza Cutter features two cutting wheels as well, but you’ll also find a little kickstand nestled underneath so that when you’re done cutting you can just stand it upright.

Freshly baked vegetable pizza with mushrooms, herbs and a red scooter on a wooden table

Scissor Pizza Cutter

For those not interested in traditional wheel cutters, this pair of pizza cutting scissors are for you. They even feature a plastic base that allows you to quickly pick up and place each slice easily, for quick and clean pizza distribution.

Hand using orange pizza scissors to cut a fresh herb-topped pizza on a wooden board

Axe Pizza Cutter

If you want something a bit more rough and ready to cut your pizza with, then why not use an axe? With a stainless steel head and wooden handle, you can live out your lumberjack dreams while munching on a pizza with this axe cutter.

Red pizza cutter with a wooden handle and circular metal blade on a white background

Circular Saw Pizza Cutter

Keep things clean with this razor sharp circular saw pizza cutter which features a sturdy handle and a removable guard that captures excess pizza and can be easily cleaned.

Person using a blue handheld power tool to cut a large cheese pizza on a wooden board

Monkey Pizza Cutter

We saved the best ’till last. This monkey on a unicycle cuts pizza with ease. And the best part – he pedals while you slice.

Sliced gourmet pizza with mixed toppings on a wooden board beside a red pizza cutter

Hungry? Give OOSHMAN (formerly known as Manoosh) a call right now. Simply order from us online or drop by and see us in person – we guarantee you will not be disappointed. We guarantee you will love everything we have to offer from our delicious pizzas, to traditional Lebanese street food and desserts (our baklava is pretty much the best).

If you’re looking for a laugh, check out our list of pizza puns.